I'm Fat Because Your Mom Makes Me A Sandwich T-Shirt

Welcome to our T-shirt shop! Photorealistic digital transfers on 100%25 cotton for premium drape. Classic unisex cut - match our garment dimensions to your existing tees laid flat. Consult chart and size up if preferring loose fit. No sizing returns except for damage/defects. Turnaround: ≤3 business days production + 3-6 days shipping. For those who view clothing as both art and armor.